- fantastic new postdoc in the lab, likely to revolutionize our eye-tracking facility
- fantastic page proofs for my most recent paper (I’m being ironic, or is it sarcastic? - the wrong figures were typeset, and even if they’d been the right ones, they were in the wrong place - but the words were all in the right place, and seeing as I wrote them, I can attest to just how fantastic they are)
- fantastic progress on the journal front (I’m being neither ironic nor sarcastic - just untruthful)
- fantastic progress on all other fronts (if turning up 10 minutes late to a committee I chair counts as fantastic)
- fantastic over-use of the word ‘fantastic’.